What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Then came..

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Why can't people in the West see that the war in Ukraine is clearly being waged against Russia with Ukraine being the proxy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

New study finds strong link between hearing loss and dementia - WKRC

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

No go.

What is the reason behind people believing in the concept of causation, even though it cannot be proven or deemed necessary for everything to exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

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share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...