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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:02

Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Then came..
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
PlayStation Fans Call New PS1 Remake Announcement the "Best News This Year" - ComicBook.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Mark Hughes: Mercedes can disrupt McLaren-Verstappen fight - The Race
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
New study finds strong link between hearing loss and dementia - WKRC
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
UNC Botches Lead, Falls to Arizona in Super Regional Rubber Match - 247Sports
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Stocks Rise as Oil Fades and Fed Bets Sink Yields: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...